(this is not all that we are)

Some jobs are just too tough for your average fast-talking, high-tech gun-for-hire. Sometimes, to get the job done right? You need someone crazier than a sack’a ferrets. You need Wade Wilson - the Crimson Comedian, the Regeneratin’ Degenerate, the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool.

(via justmybones)

avengerswag:

& they say Bruce doesn’t know what he’s doing when he’s an enormous green rage monster ;)

(via beliel)

Excerpt:

“…I thought I called you down here to show you this - ” he shoves the new bow at Clint, ” - but if we’re going over this again, Natasha’s already done the threatening family thing and I still can’t bend my arm without hurting, so why don’t you take this and protect Steve with it. Since he’s obviously helpless and ruinable.”

Which is the point at which Clint punches Tony. Hard. And he doesn’t even look angry as he says “You’re selfish, Tony.”

“Look, it was going to come out eventually.”

“You’re severely underestimating my skills at subtlety if you think that. And Fury’s ability to do damage control on press. And even if you’re right and it would have, it would have been much later, and on our terms; not in the fucking beginning of everything, when we’re just figuring things out. When Steve hasn’t even had the time to decide if he wants to stay.”

Tony… just kind of sits there. He can’t defend that. He won’t waste time trying.

“And you know Steve. After all this… After the press has dragged me and all of my past into the open, he won’t feel like he as a choice anymore. He’s going to feel like this is his fault. Like he owes it to me to stay, even if he decides that he doesn’t really want me.” Clint sighs. “So yeah, thanks for the bow, asshole.”

Tony continues to say nothing. Now would be a great time for Clint to leave.

superfreaknasty:

so yeah

watched the prophecy last night

hot

hot

christopher walken

action

starkpower:

going through all the bruce/tony tags is just like opening a door to heaven

violahu:

Today‘s story~

Cowboy and bartender！

beliel:

“I want to show you something Doctor Banner.”

“Wh-what is this?”

“Your wake up call Doctor Banner. You can still dream on your own. You still have that. Stop making a nightmare your reality. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.”

(I blame this completely on ravenspear. She encouraged this.)

(I accept this blame gracefully.)

Canada (pt.2) →

“C’mon, buddy. You gotta stay awake.”

“Wade…”

“Seriously, Clint, you can’t die on me. You owe me money, remember? And you got blood all over my pants. I like these pants, Clint.”

“…hospital, Wade.”

“Yeah yeah, I’ll get you there. Don’t think you’re getting out of paying for dry-cleaning though.”

(via justmybones)

aisu10:

lena headey as fem!tony stark

All my love. All of it. Forever. ASHFKSDJGHALKJSDAÖKSHKDJHGKJHSJKHAKLJF.

racebending:

fromthemargintothecenter:

JOAN WATSON JOAN WATSON JOAN WATSON 

AWWW YEAHHHH

JOAN WATSON

AWWW YEAH 

ELEMENTARY

AWWW YEAH

NOT BBC SHERLOCK

AWWW YEAH

PRESSED SHERLOCK FANDOM

JOAN WATSON JOAN WATSON JOAN WATSON

I hope Lestrade is Latino and his last name is Estrada.

theinsaneeraser:

the avengers | victorian au

When the future of England, her colonies, and basically the entire world is jeopardised by a secret order of radical scientific geniuses who call themselves ‘Advanced Idea Mechanics’, the Queen herself establishes a covert league of extraordinary gentlemen (and women) to foil the A.I.M.’s nefarious intentions and restore peace and order in the Realm.

omg waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant

(Source: assvenger)

cworths:

{x}

(via bannersbruce)

msamberhazard:

msamberhazard:

tal9000:

transawareness:

The above article is an update.  Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost.  She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender.  She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.

Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your friends to sign it. We’ve managed to get 40K signatures for a pageant model, we’ve only gotten 11K for a little girl about to have her life ruined.  Lets get on the ball and spread the word.

Sign It.

I literally just repeated the f-word until I ran out of breath.

Let me catch my breath. I may go on a cursing spree again as soon as I get it back.

DIE CIS SCUM!

Seriously people…

WHY THE FUCK AREN’T PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS??

queenshennig:

No regrets. what. so. ever.

Why are regrets even on your mind, you are clearly flawless. 

(Source: tonybanners)

you wanna know my secret, captain?

(Source: thewintersoldier, via scienceboyfriendfeels)